Know exactly what to do today
Set your baseline and goals once. Every day you get tasks that fit your level and free time, and each one runs the right skill.
For affiliate marketers. Skills and agents that find platforms, pick the content type that sells, write the review, audit the page and track every sale. Every day they tell you what to do next, at your level.
PARASITER is a system, not a pack of tips: one process from plan to page to sale, with clear KPIs at every step. Starting out or doing this for years, you still need to structure the work and know your numbers. Built for affiliate marketers: review pages on platforms Google already trusts, readers click your affiliate link, you earn the commission. SEO specialists, bloggers and course authors get their own toolset, see below.
No site, no budget, no first sale yet. One offer, one platform, a daily plan sized to your time, every term explained.
A few pages live, some tools in use, the first sales. See which pages earn and why, fix the rest, add platforms before one cleanup wipes your income.
Packs of pages across platforms and offers. Earnings per pack and per page, pages that drop out of the index caught early, fast moves after Google updates.
Years in SEO and affiliate. You know the method; the system gives it structure and KPIs, hands research and checks to agents, and keeps the full picture in one place.
On first run the navigator asks who you are and what for. The full system (goals, daily plan, sales journal) is for affiliates. Other roles get a lighter toolset from the same system, no daily plan.
Get client brands and pages into search through platforms Google trusts, check every page, report to clients.
Monetize your own blog, channel or newsletter with affiliate links: reviews that sell, a check before you post, a record of what earns.
Bring buyers to your own course, product or service through pages on trusted platforms, presented honestly as yours.
Affiliate pages on other platforms are the full system: as a blogger or SEO, switch your role to affiliate any time. Tools follow your plan (Free, Pro, Insider).
Not for push-button spam, hacked sites or guaranteed income: the plugin plans honest work on platforms where you are allowed to post, and results depend on your niche, offer and effort.
Not lessons to rewatch. Tools that do the research, the writing structure and the checks with you, every day.
Set your baseline and goals once. Every day you get tasks that fit your level and free time, and each one runs the right skill.
New platforms from my own testing, scored for indexing and trust. The monitor warns you when one dies so your pages move in time.
Pick the content type buyers read for your query, then write a review with a real author, real specs and a clear next step.
Send a link or text and get a score with concrete fixes: intent, structure, trust signals, links and calls to action.
Analyze a niche and competitors through your own SEO tool API, and find affiliate programs that are worth a page.
Every page, check and sale goes into your journal. Upload your network exports and see what earns by page, platform, offer and pack.
SEO is measured in sales, not positions. Tell the assistant what you did or drop in your network export, and the journal keeps the score: what you published, what's still indexed, what it earned.
| Page | Views | Sales | Exact | + Est. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| medium · vpn compare | 1,240 | 3 | $126.00 | +$38.20 |
| linkedin · keto review | 610 | 1 | $42.50 | +$61.10 |
| forum · vpn travel | — | 0 | $0.00 | +$31.40 |
| no page known | — | 5 | $216.00 | spread ↑ |
"+ Est." spreads sales with no known page by affiliate clicks or views. Illustrative figures.
New platforms, plugin updates, ideas, market analysis and polls go out once and land in three places. Connect Telegram by saying "connect Telegram" to the assistant and pressing Start in the bot.
When you start work: "since your last session, 3 new platforms and PARASITER 0.5". Useful items turn into today's tasks.
News, updates, ideas and polls. New platforms about 7 days after they're found.
Platforms the day they're found, Insider-only posts, and a private group for questions and polls with Rumer.
A page dropped out of the index, Monday reminder to upload sales, a news digest, billing. At most one a day, any type can be switched off.
Free plan: no server and no private chats. The public channel @rumerparasiteseo stays open to everyone.
It plugs into the AI assistant you already use. Your setup stays the same, no new tool to learn.
First how much you work, publish and earn now: your starting settings. Then pages, platforms, offers, time and the income you expect, up to 12 months. The system measures the goal against your real pace.
The navigator reads your goals, progress and level and gives tasks that fit today's time. Each task runs the right skill for you. Fresh platforms come from the server with your key.
A guide lives inside the system. Ask it in plain words what to use, why, and how to organize your work. No commands to remember, no manual to read first.
Five steps, one at a time: plan your day, find an offer and a platform, write the page, publish and log it, measure what earns.
You don't need to pick tools. Say "what should I do today?" and I'll ask a few questions, then give you today's first task.
My method makes the decisions. Agents go out and do the long research and checks: dozens of searches, page visits and tests. They bring back a table of facts with sources and dates, and the system makes the call. You never run them yourself.
Searches Google and forum footprints in your niche, then checks each candidate: open sign-up, fresh indexing, noindex, live links, moderation.
Finds affiliate programs and CPA offers in any vertical, from direct brands to networks. Collects real terms: commission, cookie, payout, GEOs, whether SEO traffic is allowed, and checks the offer page for red flags.
Pulls current specs, packages, prices, discounts, shipping and guarantee from the merchant's own pages for your quick facts box.
Breaks down the top 10 for buyer queries: which formats and parasite platforms rank, and which buyer questions are still open.
Goes through your published pages: live or removed, noindex, indexed, affiliate link working, position for the main query.
Reads your page like a doubtful buyer, without the context that wrote it. Flags weak spots and every fact that needs checking.
Built for Claude. The goal is to connect the system to any AI agent.
Plugin without a key · 6 skills
Plugin + data server · 12 skills
Full system · all 15 skills and 6 agents
Annual billing saves about 20%. First members from the group keep their early price for life. Prices are preliminary.
Yes, with a smaller toolset. On first run you pick your role: SEO specialist or agency, blogger, or course author with your own product. You get the tools that fit that work. Goals, the daily plan and the sales journal stay with the affiliate role, the one PARASITER is built for.
No. You add the plugin to your assistant once, then write tasks in plain language.
A course gives you knowledge as of the day it was recorded. The plugin applies the method to your task right now and pulls fresh platforms and analysis from the server.
The methods work out of the box. Live data (feed, monitoring, new platforms) comes with your personal key. One key, one person; the key is switched off when the subscription ends.
Only for competitor and niche analysis: the skill connects to your SEO tool's API with your own key. No free APIs offer this data. Every other skill works without it.
When the network passes a sub-ID, yes, to the page. When it doesn't, the sale still counts by program and pack, and per-page numbers add an estimated share based on clicks or views, clearly marked.
Ask "what's new?" in your assistant, or say "connect Telegram" and press Start in the bot. Pro gets the Pro channel and personal alerts; Insider also gets the Insider channel and the private group.
Ask the assistant: "how do I…?" or "is there a skill for…?". The built-in help knows every skill and plan.
No. The plugin saves time and cuts mistakes, but results depend on your niche, offer and work.
The install link and early pricing will be posted in the Telegram channel.
Go to @rumerparasiteseo