PARASITERby Rumer Early access
SAMPLE FEED
● New platform Q&A community (EN) · indexed in 6h◆ Journal this week: 6 pages · 4 sales · upload your ClickBank export◆ Update PARASITER 0.5 · news now in Telegram▼ Monitor 2 platforms stopped indexing new posts● New platform Dev blog platform · dofollow · indexed in 11h◆ Weekly feed 14 platforms checked, 3 added to top● Monitor Medium OK · 97% of posts indexed● New platform Niche forum (ES) · no pre-moderation◆ Navigator Today: refresh 2 dropped articles
PARASITER · parasite SEO system for your AI assistant

Parasite SEO inside your AI assistant

For affiliate marketers. Skills and agents that find platforms, pick the content type that sells, write the review, audit the page and track every sale. Every day they tell you what to do next, at your level.

15 skills6 agentsbuilt-in guideplatform database constantly updated
Claude · parasiter plugin
1. Who are you
2. What do you want to do
Sample run. Figures are illustrative.
Who it's for

One parasite SEO system, from your first page to years in the game

PARASITER is a system, not a pack of tips: one process from plan to page to sale, with clear KPIs at every step. Starting out or doing this for years, you still need to structure the work and know your numbers. Built for affiliate marketers: review pages on platforms Google already trusts, readers click your affiliate link, you earn the commission. SEO specialists, bloggers and course authors get their own toolset, see below.

1Want to start

No site, no budget, no first sale yet. One offer, one platform, a daily plan sized to your time, every term explained.

2Already working

A few pages live, some tools in use, the first sales. See which pages earn and why, fix the rest, add platforms before one cleanup wipes your income.

3Professionals

Packs of pages across platforms and offers. Earnings per pack and per page, pages that drop out of the index caught early, fast moves after Google updates.

4Experienced veterans

Years in SEO and affiliate. You know the method; the system gives it structure and KPIs, hands research and checks to agents, and keeps the full picture in one place.

The KPIs the system tracks at every stage

Planweekly target Pagespublished Live & indexed% of pages Clicksto your offer Salesconversion CommissionEPC · per page · vs goal
Not an affiliate?

Pick your role, get the tools that fit your work

On first run the navigator asks who you are and what for. The full system (goals, daily plan, sales journal) is for affiliates. Other roles get a lighter toolset from the same system, no daily plan.

SEO specialists & agencies

Get client brands and pages into search through platforms Google trusts, check every page, report to clients.

Content typesPage auditPost imagesPlatform finderPlatform feedPlatform analysisPage monitorPage journalNiche analysisClient reports

Bloggers & creators

Monetize your own blog, channel or newsletter with affiliate links: reviews that sell, a check before you post, a record of what earns.

Content typesSales reviewsPage auditPost imagesWork & sales journalAffiliate programsNiche analysis

Course authors & own products

Bring buyers to your own course, product or service through pages on trusted platforms, presented honestly as yours.

Content typesPage auditPost imagesPlatform finderPlatform feedPlatform analysisPage monitorPage journal

Affiliate pages on other platforms are the full system: as a blogger or SEO, switch your role to affiliate any time. Tools follow your plan (Free, Pro, Insider).

Not for push-button spam, hacked sites or guaranteed income: the plugin plans honest work on platforms where you are allowed to post, and results depend on your niche, offer and effort.

What you get

A working parasite SEO system inside your AI assistant

Not lessons to rewatch. Tools that do the research, the writing structure and the checks with you, every day.

A course that's outdated in a monthA system that keeps getting updated
A spreadsheet of dead platformsChecked platforms with live status
Guessing what to do todayA plan sized to your time and goal
01 · DAILY PLAN

Know exactly what to do today

Set your baseline and goals once. Every day you get tasks that fit your level and free time, and each one runs the right skill.

02 · PLATFORMS

Fresh platforms, already checked

New platforms from my own testing, scored for indexing and trust. The monitor warns you when one dies so your pages move in time.

03 · CONTENT

Pages written to sell, not to fill

Pick the content type buyers read for your query, then write a review with a real author, real specs and a clear next step.

04 · CHECKS

Catch weak spots before you publish

Send a link or text and get a score with concrete fixes: intent, structure, trust signals, links and calls to action.

05 · NICHES & OFFERS

Choose where the money is

Analyze a niche and competitors through your own SEO tool API, and find affiliate programs that are worth a page.

06 · JOURNAL & SALES

See which pages actually earn

Every page, check and sale goes into your journal. Upload your network exports and see what earns by page, platform, offer and pack.

Journal of work and sales

Every page and every sale on record

SEO is measured in sales, not positions. Tell the assistant what you did or drop in your network export, and the journal keeps the score: what you published, what's still indexed, what it earned.

  • LOG
    Log as you go"Published: URL", "sent it to indexing", "made a sale, $42". One line, recorded on the spot.
  • CSV
    Upload network exportsClickBank, Impact, CJ, Awin, Amazon and others. Columns found automatically, duplicates skipped, refunds subtracted.
  • IDX
    Every page gets checkedAlive and indexed on day 2, 7 and 14, then every two weeks. Conversion audit at 14, 30 and 60 days.
  • EPC
    Know what earnsEPC, conversion and commission per page, platform, offer, program, pack and content type. Reports for any day, week or month.
  • ?
    Sales with no known page still countEvery sale counts by program and pack. Per-page numbers add an estimated share, clearly marked.
Journal · week reportOct 13 – 19 · sample
Published6 pages
Sales9 · 1 refund
Commission$384.50
Tied to a page4 of 9
PageViewsSalesExact+ Est.
medium · vpn compare1,2403$126.00+$38.20
linkedin · keto review6101$42.50+$61.10
forum · vpn travel—0$0.00+$31.40
no page known—5$216.00spread ↑

"+ Est." spreads sales with no known page by affiliate clicks or views. Illustrative figures.

● 3 checks due · 1 page not indexed after 14 days ◆ Monday: upload last week's Impact export
News and Telegram · Pro and Insider

Everything new reaches you where you are

New platforms, plugin updates, ideas, market analysis and polls go out once and land in three places. Connect Telegram by saying "connect Telegram" to the assistant and pressing Start in the bot.

AIIn your assistant

When you start work: "since your last session, 3 new platforms and PARASITER 0.5". Useful items turn into today's tasks.

PPARASITER Pro channel

News, updates, ideas and polls. New platforms about 7 days after they're found.

ProInsider

IInsider channel and group

Platforms the day they're found, Insider-only posts, and a private group for questions and polls with Rumer.

Insider

!Personal alerts from the bot

A page dropped out of the index, Monday reminder to upload sales, a news digest, billing. At most one a day, any type can be switched off.

ProInsider

Free plan: no server and no private chats. The public channel @rumerparasiteseo stays open to everyone.

How it works

Install once, then just ask

  1. Add the plugin

    It plugs into the AI assistant you already use. Your setup stays the same, no new tool to learn.

  2. Log your baseline, set goals

    First how much you work, publish and earn now: your starting settings. Then pages, platforms, offers, time and the income you expect, up to 12 months. The system measures the goal against your real pace.

  3. Get today's plan

    The navigator reads your goals, progress and level and gives tasks that fit today's time. Each task runs the right skill for you. Fresh platforms come from the server with your key.

Built-in guide

Lots inside, and you never have to figure it out alone

A guide lives inside the system. Ask it in plain words what to use, why, and how to organize your work. No commands to remember, no manual to read first.

  • ?
    Ask how anything works"How do I upload my sales?", "Is there a skill for this?", "What do I get on Pro?" The answer comes with the exact phrase to start.
  • →
    Get told what to do todaySay "what should I do today?" and the navigator gives you 2–5 tasks for your time, each one running the right skill for you.
  • ≡
    Organize your workGoals, weekly targets and a journal of everything you did, so you always know where you are and what's next.
Guide · sampleplain language
I'm new here. Where do I even start?

Five steps, one at a time: plan your day, find an offer and a platform, write the page, publish and log it, measure what earns.

You don't need to pick tools. Say "what should I do today?" and I'll ask a few questions, then give you today's first task.

Anytime. "Help", "how do I…?", "what is this skill for?"
Agents inside the system

Six agents do the heavy lifting

My method makes the decisions. Agents go out and do the long research and checks: dozens of searches, page visits and tests. They bring back a table of facts with sources and dates, and the system makes the call. You never run them yourself.

You askSystemmy methodAgentresearchFacts + sourcesDecision + next step

Platform scout

Searches Google and forum footprints in your niche, then checks each candidate: open sign-up, fresh indexing, noindex, live links, moderation.

used when finding platforms

Affiliate scout

Finds affiliate programs and CPA offers in any vertical, from direct brands to networks. Collects real terms: commission, cookie, payout, GEOs, whether SEO traffic is allowed, and checks the offer page for red flags.

SupplementsSoftware & SaaSVPNCryptoGamingFlights & travelFinanceE-commerceCourses+ more
used when choosing a program or offer
NEW

Product researcher

Pulls current specs, packages, prices, discounts, shipping and guarantee from the merchant's own pages for your quick facts box.

used when writing the review
NEW

SERP analyst

Breaks down the top 10 for buyer queries: which formats and parasite platforms rank, and which buyer questions are still open.

used when picking what to write · niche research
NEW

Page checker

Goes through your published pages: live or removed, noindex, indexed, affiliate link working, position for the main query.

used when checking your pages
NEW

Independent auditor

Reads your page like a doubtful buyer, without the context that wrote it. Flags weak spots and every fact that needs checking.

used when auditing a page
Plus on my server, 24/7:feed robot · new platformsmonitor robot · live / deadkey guard · protects your access
Compatibility

Works where you already work

Built for Claude. The goal is to connect the system to any AI agent.

Claude ready ChatGPT in progress Gemini in progress Your own agent in progress
Pricing

Start free, add live data when you're ready

Free

Plugin without a key · 6 skills

$0
  • Goals: your baseline and targets
  • Content type selection
  • Sales review writer
  • Page audit by link or text
  • Image prompts for your posts
  • Built-in help
Get it free

Pro

Plugin + data server · 12 skills

$19 / mo
  • Everything in Free
  • Navigator: what to do today
  • Platform finder and analyzer
  • Platform feed and weekly analysis
  • Live/dead platform monitoring
  • Journal of work and sales: what earns
  • New platforms with about a 7-day delay
  • PARASITER Pro Telegram channel
  • Personal alerts from the bot
Join the waitlist

Insider

Full system · all 15 skills and 6 agents

$39 / mo
  • Everything in Pro
  • New platforms the day they're found
  • Niche and competitor analysis
  • Affiliate program finder agent
  • Client-ready reports
  • Insider Telegram channel: platforms a week earlier
  • Private Insider group
Get Insider access

Annual billing saves about 20%. First members from the group keep their early price for life. Prices are preliminary.

Rumer, author of the system
Author

Rumer, Affiliate Credo

I've been in SEO for 20 years and earning with parasite SEO for the last 5. This plugin is my working system: the platform lists, analytics, prompts and checks I use myself. Courses go stale in a month. This system keeps getting updated.

$1.5Mearned in SEO over my career
300+clients
2,000+YouTube subscribers
200training videos
CoursesExpired DomainsParasite SEO Scaling
CommunityI run a private WhatsApp group with top SEOs from many countries
YouTube @affiliatecredoTelegram @rumerparasiteseo

“A new era of SEO has begun. And I'm building the system behind it.

The old playbook is dying. You don't need an office, a team, or endless manual routines anymore. The future belongs to those who know how to run AI agents.

Imagine opening your laptop with your coffee, and your AI team is already at work: researching, tracking competitors, monitoring every page you've published, showing real revenue numbers, and telling you exactly what to do next.

I've put 20 years of SEO experience, my strategies, and my way of thinking into this system. I improve it every day. Now it can work alongside you like a personal mentor.

Stop being trapped inside your business. Start running it.

Welcome to the next era of SEO.”

— Rumer, creator of PARASITER
FAQ

The short version

I'm not an affiliate. Can I use it?

Yes, with a smaller toolset. On first run you pick your role: SEO specialist or agency, blogger, or course author with your own product. You get the tools that fit that work. Goals, the daily plan and the sales journal stay with the affiliate role, the one PARASITER is built for.

Do I need to code?

No. You add the plugin to your assistant once, then write tasks in plain language.

How is this better than a course?

A course gives you knowledge as of the day it was recorded. The plugin applies the method to your task right now and pulls fresh platforms and analysis from the server.

Why a key and a server?

The methods work out of the box. Live data (feed, monitoring, new platforms) comes with your personal key. One key, one person; the key is switched off when the subscription ends.

Do I need a paid SEO tool?

Only for competitor and niche analysis: the skill connects to your SEO tool's API with your own key. No free APIs offer this data. Every other skill works without it.

Will I know which article made the sale?

When the network passes a sub-ID, yes, to the page. When it doesn't, the sale still counts by program and pack, and per-page numbers add an estimated share based on clicks or views, clearly marked.

How do I get news and alerts?

Ask "what's new?" in your assistant, or say "connect Telegram" and press Start in the bot. Pro gets the Pro channel and personal alerts; Insider also gets the Insider channel and the private group.

What if I get stuck?

Ask the assistant: "how do I…?" or "is there a skill for…?". The built-in help knows every skill and plan.

Do you guarantee income?

No. The plugin saves time and cuts mistakes, but results depend on your niche, offer and work.

About the risks. Google acts against site reputation abuse, platforms change their moderation rules, and payment and affiliate networks can block certain niches. The monitoring skill helps you move content in time, but the risk never goes away completely.
PARASITER is launching soon

Get the free version first

The install link and early pricing will be posted in the Telegram channel.

Go to @rumerparasiteseo